October 28, 2021
War of the Worlds Review
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War of the Worlds Review

Why would Tom Cruise date that no-talent non-budding actress Katie Homely? I was smoking cuban cigars with my rat pack friends when we screened War of the Worlds. A lot of the talk centered around why Spielberg took a great story and did very little with it. This film could have easily been a ‘made […]

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The Jacket Review
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The Jacket Review

Adrien Brody won an Academy Award for his work in the Pianist, but then fell off the face of earth. I have never seen his face at a Laker’s game, at the Viper Room, or shopping in Beverly Hills. In fact, I’m not even sure who he’s dating. I did give voice lessons to a […]

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March of the Penguins Review
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March of the Penguins Review

I found some free time between filming to duck into a local theater to watch March of the Penguins. It was a good film, a great break from the usual Hollywood crap that I’m used to. Unfortunately, about 45 minutes into the film I was spotted by a couple of autograph seeking fans. I told […]

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Hostage Review
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Hostage Review

Bruce Willis is just one of those guys that a real man can easily identify with. Like myself, I believe that Bruce does a lot of his own stunts and this is commendable. That aside, I think that B.W. made a bad choice by starring in Hostage. In the beginning, the film had a Die […]

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I, Robot Review
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I, Robot Review

Will Smith does not run in the same circle as I do, but I have seen him out and about several times. He rolls with a very deep crew. I myself like to keep things low key; dark suit, dark sunglasses, Maybach 62, and 2 or 3 martial arts specialists. I also pay for everything […]

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